Awkward Fist
you twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.
person 1: hi, my knee is really killing me today.
person 2: man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.
person 3: wow, my -ss is really sore from all that b-tt s-x.
person 1 and 2: -awkward fists-
the pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. in this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.
“ohmigosh, i just met the best man and he is really creepy! do i have to take a picture with him?” – maid of honor
“don’t worry about it! just use the awkward fist!” -bride
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