counter hog
counter hog is someone who takes up sp-ce at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. the overuse of a shared counter.
when you’re at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. if it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
when you’re on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. there are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. the person that takes a long time and doesn’t share the “get ready” sp-ce.
jim said “omg, i was at starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave.”
kate said “i was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so i couldn’t finish getting ready in there.”
kelly said “g-d, stacey is such a counter hog! “
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