Awkward Flask


anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the “awkward flask”. this is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscr-w-ng the lid and then taking a swig. note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you’d get just totally smashed. like your mom for example. anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.
” you know i totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real i’d be an alcoholic”

chick: “so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction”
dude: -pulls out awkward flask-

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