awkward humping starfish
similar to the entire “awkward turtle family” but where you place one or two hands on someone else’s person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. best for someone’s shoulder or head.
1) “dude….awkward turtle.”
“… awkward humping starfish .”
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