Awkward Ice-Skate
the awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to partic-p-te in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said “friend” refuses to partic-p-te leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
“hey jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new christmas rink in town?”
“yeah, i promise you we’ll go next week”
“sweeeeeet”
-next week-
“lets go to the ice rink then!”
“nah, it’s too cold”
—-awkward ice-skate—-
Read Also:
- tweetpea
a term of endearment for people who tweet on twitter. good morning, tweetpea!
- beerpond
1.a pond full of beer 2. somewhere to get dunk from man that beerpond is huge!!!!!!!!!!!
- bib boy
n. maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster. …………………………………………………………………………. hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. i have to haul this keel if we’re going to beat that moisturizer back to port. by jeez there be a load of spline […]
- cockaraina
a special dance seducing all, the moves include spinning around on your d-ck dude last night i did the c-ckaraina
- Remus Lupin
remus, a.k.a moony, is a former mysterious professor and werewolf who taught defense of the dark arts in the third harry potter book. as a character, he provides a strong and mature father figure for harry, and his highly charming personality contrasts magnificently with the terrible werewolf he becomes every full moon. as a person, […]