Awkward Infatuation
that awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn’t, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates’ family. similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity… with celebrities it’s usually fine, but with teachers…
people experiencing awkward infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of s-xual attraction to said person.
when/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarr-ssed & will shun any further contact with you.
girl: omg i think i may have an awkward infatuation with our french teacher, he is really hot & so funny!
friend: so that’s why you spend so much time around him then. give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. you practically live in that cl-ssroom.
teacher: …
awkward..!
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