Awkward Llama-tree
taking the essence of the “awkward llama” and the “awkward palm tree” to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.
the awkward llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two “awkward llama” poses, and then taking these and following the “awkward palm tree” formula, subst-tuting these llamas for the “limp-wristed hands”.
jackie: “oh hey, guess what boys!”
man 1: “you had s-x with random men?”
jackie: “nope! guess again!”
man 2: “you’re a wh-r-?”
jackie: “haha, true, but not what i was thinking!”
man 3: “you gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?”
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-awkward llama-tree is performed-
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