Awkward Martyr
the friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists “we need to hang out more”.
example 1
guy 1: hey man, can you come with me and this girl i like to the mall?
guy 2: no thanks, i don’t want to get in between you both
guy 1: please? i need an awkward martyr!
example 2
guy 1: dude, josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
guy 2: sure, i’ll be your awkward martyr in this one
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