Awkward Monocle
when you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
person 1: dude, last night was awesome, i got so trashed.
person 2: yeah man, me too.
person 3 enters: well, i just ate my own p–p.
person 1 & 2: … (awkward monocle is performed)
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