awkward octopus



when a person goes in to hug you, and you don’t feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! thus the octopus
jimmy tried to hug me today, so i gave him an awkward octopus!

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