Awkward Parade
noun. when one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.
joe- hey steve, how was your girlfriend’s brother’s wedding?
steve- oh it was a total awkward parade. before the ceremony i asked the groom’s parents if the bride was pretty. apparently her brother is gay. then i had to go around and meet her entire family. i was so uncomfortable.
joe- …oh that blows.
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