awkward pirate
like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. a single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
“so that wasn’t really me last night, that was my dad. and he’s dead… now.”
“…”
-other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate-
the awkward gesture used when your in a group of people talking about an outside party and the person being talked about comes into the conversation or hears you talking about them.
raise one hand over your eye and the other into a hook shape with your finger.
“dude, jessica is such a sl-t! she tried to..”
::jessica walks in::..
::awkward pirate::
Read Also:
- AxeManson
croatian warcraft iii player “i have been overruned by axemanson”
- Fagging
an exclamatory term of disbelief. cisse missed the goal? are you f-gging me? verb 1. the informal apprenticeship of a younger male student to an older male student. 2. an old tradition having younger boys serve students in higher grades, doing things from running small errands to polishing boots, in exchange for influence or protection. […]
- Faggot Breath
a t-tle commonly used to describe one’s heteros-xual friend.. it is referring to the fact that if you performed oral s-x on a male, the result would be that your breath would emanate the smell of that man’s genitalia, thus giving you the breath of a “f-ggot”, or h-m-s-xual. note: this is usually reserved to […]
- aye you mole
friendly greeting used only amongst friends. you enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer. your greeting would be “aye you mole!” a likely response would be “ayeeeeeee”
- Joel Zumaya
the hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. plays for the detroit tigers. possible closer in 2009-2010 season. often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. his fastest recorded is 104.8 mph known for his infamous injuries which include playing guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the californian wildfires joel […]