Awkward Retarded Dinosaur
a hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. used in an awkward situation to release the tension. very similar to the awkward turtle. this was created by fringe characters jade and lukalicious during the tv show ‘psych’
when telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward r-t-rded dinosaur in conjunction with a “wooof”
the ‘woooof’ can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too r-t-rded to know what sound it should make
variations include “awkward r-t-rded crocodile” (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)
question: “hey guys knock knock?”
response: “i f-cking hate those jokes”
-crickets chirping-
p-sser by: “awkward r-t-rded dinosaur…wooooof” with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.
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