Awkward Roger

similar to an awkward b-n-r, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. while not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. an awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. while in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. while attending a funeral
3. while holding a friend’s newborn child
4. while public speaking
5. while meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. while ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. while being fitted for a tuxedo
8. while at the customer service desk at a department store
9. while getting pictures taken with santa clause
10. while lifting something heavy
11. while using public transit
12. while lighting a friend’s cigar
13. while watching your child’s school play
14. while confessing your sins to a priest
15. while receiving an award
bill: “oh brian, elizabeth is so adorable. can i hold her?”

brian: “of course.”

bill: “she’s so swe–”

brian: “what’s the matter.”

bill: “awkward roger!”

i met pope john paul ii the other day and got an awkward roger just as i was leaning in for a hug.
a person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. this occurs only when asked a question…
t: hey roger what are you doing?
r: …(lack of facial expression) for few seconds

r: …(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
r: ….(confused look)
t: yo your f-cking awkard man!!!
f: hahahahaah!! awkward roger!!
w: hahahaahah! yeaaaa

b: it’s not my accent!!!
v: i gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)