Awkward Sauce
the act of doing, saying, or experiencing something odd, uncomfortable, ridiculous, or downright wrong. when this happens, the only way to make the moment p-ss is to ask someone to “p-ss the awkward sauce”. it can also be used as a noun. i.e. i had some major sauce occur last night at the party. there are different levels of awkward sauce that range from mild, medium, spicy, and on fire.
there is an intimate dinner party, and one guest begins talking about his recent herpes flare-up . one guest says, “can someone please p-ss the awkward sauce?”
i experienced awkward sauce last night that was extra spicy.
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