Awkward Shower


when a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.

in order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
paul- what’s wrong?
ev- dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, i’ve dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. it was so awkward, i could literally take a shower in it.

john- yeah dude serious awkward shower.

paul- f-ck…

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