Awkward tomato
noun: during an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. because, it’s an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they’re noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
-someone tells a sh-tty joke-
-you stand there in the silence still-
bystander: “hey look at that awkward tomato!”
-someone doesn’t understand the joke-
-all those who understood stand there still in the silence”
bystander: “hey look at those awkward tomatoes!”
when something awkward happens
siobhan: claire, you walked in dog sh-t
claire: awkward tomatoes
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