Awkward Zoo
the collection of all of the awkward animals. each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.
situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk s-x with them the night before
you: hi.
them: hey:
—awkward silence—
you: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}
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