awkwardapult
n. any kind of awkward movement especially occurs when attempting to leap over an obsticle that is not cleared completely.
jim stupidly took the most direct route and awkwardapulted himself over a row of chairs. as a result jim knocked over the chairs and injured himself.
in an attempt to escape the conversation about of stds tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ”wtf?”
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