awkwardist
from “akwardism”:
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
x: yo, the most awkward sh-t happened to me last night.
y: oh yeah?
x: yeah dude, i was running around in chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if i had seen his anteater anywhere. it was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.
y: man, you’re such an awkwardist.
x: awkardist? maybe i am.
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