awkwardmophobia
the fear of awkward moments. people usually develop this as a result of a teacher or boss saying/doing something accidentally inappropriate, causing all observing students to be awkwardly scarred.
often a vicious circle, as ‘i think i have awkwardmophobia’ usually leads to a long awkward silence among friends.
teacher: i won’t be here tuesday, cl-ss. i have to drill some holes in my bedroom.
dude 1: that’s what she said!
dude 2: oh sh-t, think i peed my pants. stupid awkwardmophobia.
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