Awston
extremely bad -ss m-th- f-cka who is a force to be reckoned with. seriously whether in real life or on a video game he is an unstoppable force of nature. especially in bed so go you ladies because this man don’t swing the other way.
nerd1: man i got wrecked by that druid on wow last night
i’m pretty sure i was up against an awston
nerd2: yeah i know what you mean i felt like he ripped me a new one over the computer.
sl-t1;) man, i am so happy i went out last night i totally got picked up by an awston! i wish i could have kept up with his p-ssion and intensity in bed. he must have used the force.
sl-t2;) that’s awesome sl-t1, what time did you go out?
sl-t1;) around 11:30pm why?
sl-t2;) because the same thing happened to me around 1am. but my guy was like 6ft tall and had long curly black hair.
sl-t1;) …..mine too…..i couldn’t satisfy him =(
sl-t2;) next time we will try together!
guy listening in: nice
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