Axe dick


when a man doesn’t have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays axe down his pants so she’ll have a cheap snack for later. that is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of axe.
everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total axe d-ck.
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when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off …
holy f-ck , i had the worst axe d-ck the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..d-mn

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