Axefoliator
a person who chooses to not shower regularly, and in turn thinks that using half a can of axe to cover up their body odor is perfectly acceptable, but actually makes them smell worse. generally leaves nearby persons asphyxiated.
person 1: what’s that horrible smell?
person 2: nick just showered in his axe spray..
person 1: ew! i can’t breathe…what an axefoliator!
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