are you dumping me?
i’m worried about my girlfriend, tonight i i’m going to pop the question, aydm?a
- matthew larson
a guy with a huge p-n-s and gets all the girls you know that hot matthew larson guy that’s at our school, the one with the huge p-n-s that all the girls like.
- limp kiss
when the person you’re kissing decides not to move or do anything. they could basically be a dead body and it wouldn’t make a difference. the kiss wasn’t that good. he limp kissed me.
- john huber
a guy who got caught sucking d-ck at a party. saw some guy doing a john huber last night
- death c*ck
when a lad has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn’t, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or aids baster if you will. my mate mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby […]
- felpham community college
a school which advertises “care, respect and equality”. however couldn’t be more hypocritical considering all they “care” about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. all they have “respect” for is the staff. this is a place in which the pupils come last. and finally “equality” the worst case of false advertis-m-nt known […]