aylesbury traffic cone


an aylesbury traffic cone is similar to the slovakian traffic cone but after emptying the contents of your body inside the woman’s -sshole or vadge, you kill her and mung the concoction.

after the munging, you wrap up the deceased in carpet and dump the body in the a34.
hey dude, after i slovakian traffic coned that sl-t last night.. i aylesbury traffic coned her! it was so funny.

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