ayumi
a very shy j-panese girl who acts like good girl, but loves to secretly stalk boys. she lowkey wants a boyfriend
guy: hey, do you know ayumi? i tried talking to her but she’s really shy.
girl: omg shy?!?!? she f-cking loves boys
a bad-ss adorable j-panese girl who looks sweet and can be incredibly accomodating, but look at her the wrong way and she will b-tch-slap your sorry overstepping -ss.
ayumi makes a killer brunch but man, she smacked me for wearing my shoes in her house.
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