Ayush
the don, awesomest dude (usually from indian descent) who deserves the highest of fives! also friends with an awesome portuguese/indian chick! ayush is a guy who gets all the girls, hard to resist… girls control yourselves!! known to be the pengest dude around town…
girl: omg did you see ayush!
girl 2: oh yeah! total don!! 😉
one who often sleeps in cl-ss, is yelled out, but still has the amazing ability to p-ss every cl-ss without opening a book. but he still cant get a date.
name derived from the springs of india. anyone who drinks form the springs of india will become obnoxious like “the great ayush.”
an indian boy who is overcome with a powerful urge to pleasure himself everytime dubstep or eurodance music is heard.
also known as a “dubstep w-nker”
“he jerked off to a ‘call me maybe’ remix, what an ayush…”
“calliste put on some french dubstep and the ayush splooged everywhere…”
buzzkill.
he backed out in the last minute. he is such an ayush man!
fat boy who lives in forest hills and if u have food in ur hand, prepare to run. he will eat the food and ur hand.
kid eating a popsicle, ayush chases after the kid for the food
the very literal definition of the world slow. not only sluggish, dawdling and time consuming in terms of motion, but also extremely thick and dense as far as comprehension is concerned. side effects of being slow on the uptake involve unheralded clumsiness- effortlessly and meaninglessly falling off furniture- along with uncharted laziness, whilst simultaneously making crying like noises that resemble the music that inspires an ayush. being an ayush is a genuine occupational hazard. if an ayush lives for two decades he (and in rare crc-mstances she) is considered a rare and endangered species.
bryce: george bush was such an ayush!
varun: eh! don’t insult george bush!!
professor: the inverse of speed of light to the power of infinity is equal to one ayush.
the outer layer of the foreskin and scr-t-m. origonally coming from the latin word “ay – like a shu shu in your mums fuu fuu ” ayush goes pleasantly with your food when greated on top , along with cheese and p-b-s.
“mmm this tastes soo good , what is the secret ingredient ” ?
” that my friend , is ayush’s foreskin”
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