Ayyy Lmayonnaise



a phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
-pull’s out jar of thick white substance-
;”ayyy lmayonnaise!”
“this isn’t mayonnaise”
then n-body says anything and you should probably leave

Read Also:

  • groopie

    the act of grouping multiple video perspectives together. if i had all your videos, i can groopie them

  • shiznipper

    slightly resembling sh-t. an object that looks like it might have a chance of being cr-p. i just built a bunch of random shiznippers

  • fl*sterf*ckstrated

    an adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have s-xual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw. d-mn i really wanted to netflix and chill with my man tonight but i just got my period. that makes me so fl-sterf-ckstrated.

  • pounding the flounder

    um well f-cking yourself… masturbation what your mom does at night… she was pounding the flounder.

  • going full trump

    showing overconfidence to the point of idiocy. unable to see one’s obvious flaws. he seemed like a decent guy. funny, smart. but then he ended up going full trump. showing overconfidence to the point of idiocy. unable to see one’s obvious flaws. he seemed like a decent guy. funny, smart. but then he ended up […]


Disclaimer: Ayyy Lmayonnaise definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.