aztec pyramid


an aztec pyramid is when you and a nice bunch of your buddies (at least 8) take off all your clothes and form and face each other, forming a pyramid. after this is achieved a girl of choice will get inside the pyramid and begin to perform f-ll-t– until everyone -j-c-l-t-s onto her, much like a bukake. heres the twist: directly after, you and all the guys cut your erect p-n-ses off and proceed to beat the girl with your severed p-n-ses until her death. finally, after she dies, a separate man dressed as a spanish conquistador holding a flaming torch sets you all on fire.
hey man you know that sl-t sarah? her friend claire totally had an aztec pyramid done on her while her dad watched. anyway, lets get some sushi.

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