aztec ritual
when a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. so he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
john: yooo, did you end up banging liz last night?
tim: yea man, she was on her period so i performed an aztec ritual.
Read Also:
- cuban circumcision
taking a cigar cutter to the tim of a p-n-s to get rid of the foreskin. fidel got one of those cuban circ-mcision yesterday. he was waddeling to work today.
- prom pony
it’s the hottest girl in school!!! stop being in your feelings and go out there and f-ck the prom pony.
- fluid mental rigidity
being able to properly stand your ground on various topics even if the topics differ greatly in substance. often confused with hypocrisy. just because khalea defended people who have truck-nuts then proclaimed how people who own truck-nuts should be shot is not hypocracy, its fluid mental rigidity.
- sdxtojlpksav
when you can’t find real words to say so you just give up and say random nonsense. you know the sdxtojlpksav.
- penomites
its means after you have s-x and you start getting itchy but its not stds it’s just p-n-s mites like little pinches like a crab or a bird would do i have penomites and its uncomfortable