B-Gene.


the genetic make-up of having the “baller-gene.”
in other words, you are very good at sports, are popular, and/or rich.

(i never said how you got rich though.. so, yeah. be creative people..)

requirement one:

you must be black.

no doubt.

requirement two:

you must be more than six feet tall and have been arrested several times beforehand.

requirement three:

you must have a p-ssionate love for: booty shaking, n-gg-r-ish music, fried chicken (or, any chicken that you can get your hands on..), bling (black-speak for, “shiny, dumbf-ck jewelery..”), white girls, nasty, nappy hair grease, stupid -ss horse-combs, bad teeth (under their “grills..”), nike “air jordans,” which is some stupid -ss mix between airforce one’s and michael jordans slave leather style shoes, pants that don’t fit, marijuana and/or crack cocaine, colt 45/any mawlt likkuh, posing, etc..

requirement four:

must have a p-ssionate hate for: cops, jobs in general, proper grammar, clothes that fit, good music, civilized behavior, manners, morals, ethics, other races and ethnic groups other than their own, their own health; as well as others, etc…
“that dude so possesses the b-gene.”

“whaddya mean? he’s wearing docker’s and a cl-ssy shirt! baha. and, look! he has a bible and a bottle of water!”

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