B.I.V.A.

acronym:

buyer initiated value adjustment

verb:

an act of surrept-tious procurement designed to neutralize an unreasonable or opportunistic delta between a retailer’s price for a good or service and the actual value or experience of such good or service to the consumer.

an act of commercial disobedience.
i dunno why gasoline is so expensive, but if i gotta pay more than $60 a tank i’m gonna b.i.v.a. a jug o’ washer fluid or a quart of 5w30 on my way out…
1. (noun) a man or woman of unsavory and negative character traits who’s abilities/character/mindset/emotional responses is atypical and extremely beyond normal in a negative connotation.

2. (noun) someone who takes being a diva to a whole new level of mean. a biotch/diva hybrid.
she was such a biva in that meeting. who does she think she is?
the word combination of b-tch+diva
i am in such a biva mood tonight!

she is def a biva.

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