B Pee


stopping your car at a service station / gas station when you don’t need petrol but do need to use the toilet.
p-ssenger: “hey man, we really should stop at the next “servo”.
driver: “but we have plenty of petrol”.
p-ssenger “i know, i’ve got to do a b pee.”

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