b religion
the b religion is the only religion on earth stupider than the a religion. they follow the satanic mullet b, who has the world’s worst mullet. followers usually have sh-t hair.
guy: why are you growing that mullet?
dumb guy: i follow the b religion.
guy: you’re a d-ck.
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