B-stache


a b-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a b-movie, especially an 80’s b-movie. the bestowing of a b-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific b-movie or b-movie actor that the b-stache most closely brings to mind.
did you see that guy? that was a smokey and the bandit b-stache!

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