B.T.O.O.L.
a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their “swagga”. each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a b-tch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the b-tch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced as-xually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.
-sshole: what does b.t.o.o.l. even stand for?
b.t.o.o.l.: it stands for we f-cked your mother last night.
-sshole: hey f-ck you guys!
unfortunately, after this exchange of words, -sshole was never seen again. he is presumed dead. no one insults b.t.o.o.l.
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