b-walt


b-walt originates from soviet russia origins. typically, a b-walt is a smart, handsome man. he may be short in size, but his m-ssive p-n-s makes up for his height. a b-walt typically listens to instrumental guitarist for music and in the post cl-ssical russia era, b-walt means “schvetoc.” the b-walt family were very powerful in soviet russia, so a statue was built to honor the communist ruler, czar b-walt. sadly, the statue construction was abandoned because they could not figure out how to make a p-n-s of his magnitude and place it on the statue without forcing the statue to collapse due to the m-ssive weight being added on.
thomas “why is b-walt the best at everything”
russian ” because soviet russia give him schvetoc, most power vodka in all of russia. one drop, kill baby. two drops, revive baby.”
thomas ” that doesn’t make sense”
all of russia “al hai b-walt”
look up beast
look at b-walt
i know…beast.

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