Babe Muffin
this is when every girl you meet calls you “babe”. babe m-ffin is basically one step below stud m-ffin. the reason youre a babe m-ffin and not a stud m-ffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine but youre missing certain requirements to be a stud
1. at least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. you dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym
sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in friend zone lockdown for the rest of your life unless youre at a party…but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying h-llo!
girl 1: omg have you met blake?
girl 2: omg hes such a babe m-ffin, has the cutest face like ever
girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no f-cking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
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