babecation


when your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.
cree: “is that you?”
mary: “yes.”
cree: “i gotta get outta here.” “jethro’s driving me crazy.”
“i need a vacation bad.
mary: “uh oh.” “a babecation?”
cree: “you got it.” “hurry, come now n’ git me.”
a period of deliberate romantic and s-xual non-involvement. this may be a time to focus on economic, educational or emotional health.

may be expressed with or without preceding ‘a’ (either is correct).
total hottie “hey do you want to go on a date?”
me “you’re gorgeous and that’s flattering, but i’m on babecation right now. sorry.”

cutie “can we hook up tonight?”
me “aww, thank you, but no. i’m on a babecation.”

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