Babegasm
a violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as ‘babes’).
cases of a babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
common symptoms of babegasms:
– waddling
– p-ssing out in absurd locations
– death
9% of babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 babegasm
the other 79% are still missing..
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>>>>>> www.makemeugly.com <<<<<< leonard: dude, you will never guess who's at the front door talking to amy! craig: ..who? leonard: kate! d-mn she's fine.. doesn't she just make you want to explore her body? craig: -babegasm- leonard: i'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- woah! where are you off to eh? craig: -waddling away- leonard: i knew you couldn't resist! you're going for a perve aren't ya?? craig: ....... -waddles out of sight- leonard: haha thought so.. now where was i? -w-nk w-nk-
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