babes in toyland
a metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.
old man: d-mn sonny women didn’t have booties like that back in my day.
kid: what do you mean where. (while munching out on his cinnabon)
old man- well young’n, you see that fine piece a -ss with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? that’s what we like to call babes in toyland!
ahhh…hmmm.yea….hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm…almost there…ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
kid- aww… hey! i didn’t as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young’n. now… we otta’get going to the playground now…. ya hear?
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