Baboon Tits


a girl whose br–sts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. these br–sts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. they often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.
kenny: i took her bra off, and she had baboon t-ts. they were f-cking disgusting. i told her to grab her sh-t and get out of my bedroom.

josh: wow… i always thought her t-ts looked ok… while she had clothes on; obviously.

kenny: yea, she fooled me too. she took her bra off and her t-ts literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

josh: my god.

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