baby armadillo
when a male succ-mbs to a female in a pure act of l-stful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his -n-l buffet. to intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos b-m hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.
james- i think that tonight is the night me and amanda take our relationship to the next level.
jonny- are you thinking of proposing
james – no, i’m gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
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