baby carrot
a small p-n-s, or a name for a man who has a small p-n-s
he has a baby carrot.
or
what did baby carrot say?
(noun) a small p-n-s.
did you see the huge truck that justin bought? bet ya he has a baby carrot!
carrots that have regressed to infancy.
baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
a hi-tech device used to make heteros-xual men think h-m-s-xual thoughts. best summed up by stephen colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
baby carrots are turning me gay!
a woman with a really nice -ss, whose -ss in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.
omg jim i would eat baby carrots out of that girl’s -ss…
or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. say “hey darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26.”
a small, baby p-n-s. usually under a 9 inch standard and often found in places where a “peta” member is.
i saw that guy nearly get his babycarrot taken away by that girl’s p-ssy monster.
an unfortunate d-ck size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate d-ck size
poor guy has a d-ck the size of a baby carrot.
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