Baby Creamsicle
when a man is having s-x with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to -j-c-l-t- on the baby’s face.
congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry i just gave it a “baby creamsicle”.
you know the baby is healthy because it cried when i gave it a baby creamsicle.
i didn’t mind when you sh-t on the drapes, i didn’t mind when you p-ssed on my rug, but no one performs a “baby creamsicle” on my child.
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