baby digger
a woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.
she’s 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby now and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be now. i think she might qualify as a baby digger.
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