Baby Douche
1. a male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.
2. a husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. when a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. an ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
this morning my husband was being a baby douche. he thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. when our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. then he threw a tantrum when i said i would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. he is a grown man acting like a child. therfore he is a baby douche.
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1) a person who acts rudely or arrogantly under the guise of being cute.
2) a person who manipulates a potential love interest but still comes out looking adorable.
3) a cute b-tch
dude a: why do you like lisa? all she does is treat you like cr-p and mooch off you.
dude b: what are you talking about? she’s so cute!
dude a: come on. she’s such a babydouche.
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