baby dyke sex rays
the mysterious inborn quantum-like power baby dyk-s have to project s-xuality instantaneously over any distance.
baby dyk- s-x rays can be transmitted in person, over the telephone, via text message, via email, regular post, or even – some would argue – thought itself. the transmission of the s-x rays may be intentional or accidental on the part of the baby dyk-.
upon striking most any more mature / experienced lesbian, the s-x rays have the effect of an profoundly potent aphrodesiac, and can also foster feelings of protectiveness, friendship, and love.
it should be noted that while some very few lesbians are almost completely immune, most are not, and will usually succ-mb to the s-x rays eventually whether they want to or not.
dyk- 1: i’m going out with jessica later.
dyk- 2: dude… she’s like 19!!
dyk- 1: i know… i know… she got me with the baby dyk- s-x rays!
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