Baby-Foot

also known as table soccer or foosball.
this game looks boring as h-ll from an external point of view, but when you get into it it’s f-cking addictive, just like counter-strike.
the players are most likely geeks who skip their maths cl-ss to play, talk sh-t to each other and yell like they won the fifa world cup when they score a goal.
this game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide compet-tions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrist can attend.
a-“this one entered your -ss realllllly deep noob.”
b-“d-mn, that was painful. how did it p-ss ???”
a-“i’ve got a wall hack.”
b-“d-mn wallhaxor !”
no, a baby foot, is when one of your feet is comparable to that of a fetus’ foot, but your other foot is normal.
three steps on diagnosing a case of baby foot:

1. when you are trying to play soccer, and someone p-sses you the ball, but you can’t do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a baby foot!

2. when you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amus-m-nt park, and the ride operator tells you, “sir, i’m going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your baby foot!”

3. in an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. but, if you try this, i am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a baby foot!
that’s the right way you should call table soccer if you want to look cool. not foosball.
foosball player: hey guys, let’s play foosball!
babyfoot player: mike, can you p-ss me your molotov c-cktail, plz?
also known as table soccer or foosball.
this game looks boring as h-ll from an external point of view, but when you get into it it’s f-cking addictive, just like counter-strike.
the players are most likely geeks who skip their maths cl-ss to play, talk sh-t to each other and yell like they won the fifa world cup when they score a goal.
this game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide compet-tions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
a-“this one entered your -ss realllllly deep noob.”
b-“d-mn, that was painful. how did it p-ss ???”
a-“i’ve got a wall hack.”
b-“d-mn wallhaxor !
small d-ck
if somebody scares you, then you are considered one
“you got a little baby foot for not talking to that girl”
“why did u get scared of the girl talking to you , you acting like a baby foot”